Baker

This shirt took 7 hours to simulate and 0 seconds to disappoint.

Introducing the Cache Bakert tee—a sacred tribute to every Blender user who’s ever clicked “Bake” and immediately questioned all their life choices.

🧶 Featuring:

Friction set to 15, just like your anxiety

Self-Collision ON, because your shirt has more self-awareness than you

A progress bar stuck at 99%, spiritually accurate

“Delete Bake” button—aka instant heartbreak

Pin group: stitching (because "emotional support" wouldn’t fit)

Perfect for:

People who think “Quality Steps: 25” means hope

Anyone who’s lost 3 hours of work to a rogue vertex

Artists who treat "Object Collision" like Russian roulette

Sim veterans who know compression isn’t just for the cloth

This isn’t just a shirt.
It’s a shared trauma simulator.

Throw it on, and show the world that you, too, have baked and broken in the sacred temple of Blender physics.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!