You ever drink so much coffee you start vibrating at a frequency only dogs can hear? Meet Coffeebalism—a cracked-out bean who's been awake for three days, mainlining espresso and reconsidering life.
This T-shirt features the official mascot of caffeinated madness—a photorealistic coffee bean with bloodshot eyes, a mug in one hand, and a cigarette in the other. He’s not okay. But you probably aren’t either.
Perfect for hardcore coffee addicts, sleep-deprived creatives, and anyone whose idea of breakfast is just “more coffee.”
🔸 Soft, durable, and made for late-night breakdowns 🔸 Printed with terrifyingly high detail 🔸 Works best when paired with 600mg of caffeine 🔸 Designed during a Blender physics spiral at 3AM
Whether you're brewing your 5th cup or simulating cloth explosions, Coffeebalism is here to scream silently with you.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
